Oh, yes, it's all going to be videotaped, don't worry! ^__^

And yes, he jumped on a table. We have a table. There will be table-jumping. With a pistol, even. (Provided we get something for him to say as he does! Really, at this point, we'd take anything we can get)

And yes, we're planning on it - I don't have that book, though, so if you do, could you transcribe it?