I hope you don't mean that I don't care about the French revolution - it's possible to care in very different ways about something, after all, and I'm not anti-traditional-history by any means, I just love to have wildly creative alternatives to consider in parallel.

(Not-so-seriously: my dedication to the French revolution is manifested by all the time I spent trailing round Paris this summer in the baking heat - in a wheelchair, actually, since I wasn't too well, and wheelchairs do not get on very well with the Paris pavements! - going from one Camille-related place to another. I think the highlight was seeing his inkwell in the Carnavalet Museum: it was marvellous to think of him using it to write with.)