He's probably rolling in his grave now...

[spurnedambition.livejournal.com]

I just put Robespierre's speech on Terror into the n00b translator and into Gizoogle. Here are the results:

*WARNING IT'S HUGE*

n00b Maxime:

CITIEZN-R3PR3SANTATIEVS OF TEH P3OPLA

SOMA!!111 OMG TIEM AGO W3 SAT FORTH TEH PRINCIPL3S OF OUR FOREIGN POLICY 2DAY W3 COMA 2 3XPOUND TEH PRINCIPLES OF OUR INTERNAL POLICY

AFTAR!11!1 OMG WTF LOL HAVNG PROCEDED HAPHAZARDLEY FOR A LONG TIEM SWEPT ALONG BY DA MOVAMENT OF OPOSNG FACTIONS TEH REPRES3NTATIEVS OF TEH FRENCH PAOPLE HAEV FINALY D3MONSTRAETD A CHARACT3R AND A GOVERNMENT!!11!!1 WTF A SUDAN CHANGA IN TEH NATIONS FORTUN3 ANOUNC3D 2 EUROPE DA REGEN3RATION TAHT HAD BAN 3F3CTED IN TEH NATIONAL RAPR3S3NTATION!!1!!!1!1 OMG BUT UP 2 TEH V3RY MOMANT WHAN IM SP3AKNG IT MUST B AGRED TAHT WE HAEV BEN GUIEDD MID SUCH S2RMY CIRCUMSTANC3S BY TEH LUV OF GOD AND BY TEH AWAERNES OF OUR COUNTRYS NEDS RATH3R THAN BY AN EXACT THEORY AND BY PRECIES RULES OF CONDUCT WHICH WE DID NOT HAEV 3V3N LEISURE ANOUGH 2 LAY OUT

IT SI TIEM 2 MARK CL3ARLEY DA GOAL OF TEH REVOLUTION AND TEH END WA WANT 2 R3ACH IT SI TIEM FOR US 2 TAEK ACOUNT BOTH OF TEH OBSTACLAS TAHT STIL KEP US FROM IT AND OF DA M3ANS W3 OUGHT 2 ADOPT 2 ATANE IT A SIMPL3 AND IMPORTANT IEDA WHICH SEMS NAVER 2 HAEV BEN NOTIECD!!1!1!1! OMG LOL !1!1!!!1 LOL !!!!!11! LOL

FOR!!!!!11 OMG OURSELVES W3 COM3 2DAY 2 MAEK DA WORLD PRIVY 2 UR POLITICAL SACRETS SO TAHT AL OUR COUNTRYS FREINDS CAN RALY 2 DA VOIEC OF RAASON AND DA PUBLIC INTEREST SO TAHT TEH FRENCH NATION AND ITS RAPRESENTATIEVS WIL B RASP3CTAD IN AL TEH COUNTREIS OF DA WORLD WHARE TEH KNOWLADGE OF THERE R3AL PRINCIPL3S CAN PANETRAET SO TAHT TEH INTRIGU3RS WHO SEK ALWAYS 2 RAPLAEC OTHER INTRIGU3RS WIL B JUDG3D BY SUR3 AND EASY RULES

W3!!!!! LOL MUST TAEK FAR-SIGHTAD PRECAUTIONS 2 RETURN TEH DASTINY OF LIEBRTY IN2 DA HANDS OF TEH TRUTH WHICH SI ETERNAL RATHAR THAN IN2 THOSE OF M3N WHO R TRANSI2RY SO TAHT IF DA GOV3RNMENT FORGATS DA INT3RESTS OF DA PEOPLE OR IF IT LAPS3S IN2 TEH HANDS OF TEH CORUPT INDIVIDUALS ACORDNG 2 DA NATURAL COURSE OF THNGS TEH LIGHT OF RACOGNIEZD PRINCIPLES WIL ILUMINAET THERE TREACHERY AND SO TAHT EVERY NU FACTION WIL DISCOVER D3ATH IN DA MARE THOUGHT OF CRIEM!!111!! !!11!! !!1!! OMG WTF LOL WUT!!!!1! LOL SI TEH GOAL 2WARD WHICH WE R HAADNG?!!?!! LOL DA P3AECFUL ENJOYMANT OF LIEBRTY AND EQUALITY TEH REIGN OF TAHT ETERNAL JUSTIEC WHOS3 LAWS HAEV B3N INSCRIEBD NOT IN MARBLE AND S2NE BUT IN DA HEARTS OF AL MAN EVEN IN TAHT OF DA SLAEV WHO FORG3TS TH3M AND IN TAHT OF TEH TYRANT WHO DANEIS THEM

WE!!11!!11 SEK AN ORDER OF THNGS IN WHICH AL DA BAES AND CRU3L PASIONS R 3NCHANEED AL TEH BN3FIECNT AND GANEROS PASIONS R AWAEKNED BY TEH LAWS WHERE MBITION BCOMES TEH DASIER 2 M3RIT GLORY AND 2 SARVE OUR COUNTRY WHER3 DISTINCTIONS R BORN ONLEY OF AQUALITY ITSALF WHERA DA CITIEZN SI SUBJ3CT 2 TEH MAGISTRAET TEH MAGISTRAET 2 TEH PEOPLE AND DA PEOPL3 2 JUSTIEC WHERA OUR COUNTRY ASURAS TEH WAL-BNG OF 3ACH INDIVIDUAL AND WHARA EACH INDIVIDUAL PROUDLEY 3NJOYS OUR COUNTRYS PROSPARITY AND GLORY WH3RE AV3RY SU GROWS GRE8R THROUGH DA CONTINUAL FLOW OF R3PUBLICAN SENTIEMNTS AND BY DA NED OF DASARVNG DA ASTEM OF A GREAT PEOPL3 WHERA DA ARTS R TEH ADORNMENTS OF DA LIEBRTY WHICH 3NOBLES THAM AND COMERC3 DA SOURCE OF PUBLIC WEALTH RATH3R THAN SOLELEY TEH MONSTROS OPULENC3 OF A F3W FMILEIS

IN!11!!11 OMG WTF OUR LAND WE WANT 2 SUBSTITUTE MORALITY FOR EGOTISM INTEGRITY FOR FORMAL COD3S OF HONOR PRINCIPLES FOR CUS2MS A S3NS3 OF DUTY FOR ON3 OF MARA PROPREITY TEH RULE OF R3ASON FOR DA TYRANY OF FASHION SCORN OF VIEC OF SCORN OF TEH UNLUKY S3LF-RESP3CT FOR INSOL3NCA GRAND3UR OF SU OVAR VANITY LUV OF GLORY FOR DA LUV OF MON3Y GOD P3OPL3 IN PLAEC OF GOD SOCEITY!11!!!11! WTF WE WISH 2 SUBSTITUTA MARIT FOR INTRIGU3 G3NIUS FOR WIT TRUTH FOR GLMOUR DA CHARM OF HAPIENS FOR SANSUOS BOR3DOM TEH GRAATN3S OF MAN FOR DA PATIENS OF TEH GR3AT A PEOPLE WHO R MAGNANIMOS POWERFUL AND HAPY IN PLAEC OF A KINDLEY FRIVOLOS AND MIESRABL3 PEOPLA - WHICH SI 2 SAY AL TEH VIRTUAS AND AL TEH MIRACLAS OF DA RAPUBLIC IN PLAEC OF AL TEH VIECS AND AL TEH ABSURDITEIS OF TEH MONARCHY

WE!!!!!1 OMG WANT IN A WORD 2 FULFIL NATURESS DESIERS ACOMPLISH TEH D3STINY OF HUMANITY KEP DA PROMIESS OF PHILOSOPHY ABSOLVE PROVIEDNCE FROM TEH LONG R3IGN OF CRIEM AND TYRANY!!!!11! WTF LET FRANCE FORMARLEY ILUSTRIOS MONG TEH ANSLAEVD LANDS ECLIPSNG DA GLORY OF AL DA FRE P3OPL3S WHO HAEV 3XISTED BCOME TEH MOD3L FOR DA NATIONS DA TEROR OF OPR3SORS DA CONSOLATION OF TEH OPR3SAD DA ORNMENT OF TEH WORLD - AND LET US IN SEALNG OUR WORK WIT OUR BLOD SE AT LAAST DA 3ARLEY DAWN OF TEH UNIEVRSAL BLIS -TAHT SI OUR MBITION TAHT SI OUR WUT!1!!111!1 OMG KIND OF GOVARNMENT CAN REALIEZ THES3 WONDERS??!!?!!! WTF ONLEY A D3MOCRATIC OR R3PUBLICAN GOVERNMENT - THESA TWO WORDS R SYNONYMS DESPIET TEH ABUESS IN COMON SPECH B/C AN ARIS2CRACY SI NO CLOSAR THAN A MONARCHY 2 BNG A REPUBLIC!!!1!1!1 OMG !!!1!!1 OMG !1111

DAMOCRACY!11!111 SI A STAET IN WHICH TEH SOVEREIGN PEOPLA GUIEDD BY LAWS WHICH R OF THERE OWN MAKNG DO FOR THEMSELVES AL TAHT THEY CAN DO WEL AND BY THERE D3LAGAETS DO AL TAHT THEY CANOT DO FOR THEMSELVAS!111111!1 LOL !!111!1! OMG WTF !!!!1

NOW!!!11!!!! WTF WUT SI DA FUNDMANTAL PRINCIPLA OF POPULAR OR D3MOCRATIC GOVERNMENT TAHT SI 2 SAY DA 3S3NTIAL MANESPRNG WHICH SUSTANES IT AND MAEKS IT MOVE?!!!!??!? OMG LOL IT SI VIRTU3!1!!!1! WTF I SPEAK OF TEH PUBLIC VIRTU3 WHICH WORKAD SO MANY WONDERS IN GRECE AND ROMA AND WHICH OUGHT 2 PRODUCE EV3N MOR3 AS2NISHNG THNGS IN R3PUBLICAN FRANCE - TAHT VIRTUE WHICH SI NOTHNG OTHER THAN TEH LUV OF TEH NATION AND ITS LAW

BUT!1!11!111 LOL AS TEH 3SENC3 OF TEH REPUBLIC OR OF DEMOCRACY SI AQUALITY IT FOLOWS TAHT LUV OF COUNTRY NACESARILEY EMBRAECS TEH LUV OF EQUALITY!1!11 OMG WTF !1!!!!!!1 OMG LOL !11!11 OMG WTF

BUT!!11!!1! OMG WTF LOL DA FRENCH R DA FIRST PEOPLA OF TEH WORLD WHO HAEV 3STABLISHED REAL DAMOCRACY BY CALNG AL M3N 2 AQUALITY AND FUL RIGHTS OF CITIEZNSHIP AND THER3 IN MAH JUDGMANT SI DA TRU3 REASON Y AL DA TYRANTS IN L3AGUE AGANEST TEH REPUBLIC WIL B VANQUISHAD

THER3!1!11 OMG R IMPORTANT CONSEQUENCAS 2 B DRAWN IMEDIAETLEY FROM TEH PRINCIPLES W3 HAEV JUST EXPLANEED

SINCE!!!!1!!!! OMG WTF DA SU OF DA RAPUBLIC SI VIRTUE 3QUALITY AND SINCA UR GOAL SI 2 FOUND 2 CONSOLIDAET DA REPUBLIC IT FOLOWS TAHT DA FIRST RUL3 OF UR POLITICAL CONDUCT OUGHT 2 B 2 R3LAET AL UR 3FORTS 2 MANETANENG EQUALITY AND DEV3LOPNG VIRTUE B/C TEH FIRST R OF DA L3GISLA2R OUGHT 2 B 2 FORTIFY DA PRINCIPL3 OF DA GOVERNM3NT!1!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL THES EV3RYTHNG TAHT TANDS 2 AXCIET LUV OF COUNTRY 2 PURIFY MORALS 2 ALAVAET SUS 2 DIERCT TEH PASIONS OF TEH HUMAN HAART 2WARD TEH PUBLIC INTARAST OUGHT 2 B ADOPT3D OR ASTABLISHED BY U!!!!1 OMG EVARYTHNG WHICH TANDS 2 CONCENTRAET TH3M IN TEH ABJECTION OF SELFISHNES 2 AWAEKN ENJOYMENT FOR P3TY THNGS AND SCORN FOR GR3AT ON3S OUGHT 2 B RAJECT3D OR CURBD BY U!1!1!11! OMG WTF LOL WITHIN DA SCHAM3 OF TEH FRENCH RAVOLUTION TAHT WHICH SI IMORAL SI IMPOLITIC TAHT WHICH SI CORUPTNG SI COUNT3R-RAVOLUTIONARY!11!1 WAAKNES VIEC AND PREJUDIECS R TEH ROAD 2 ROYALTY!!111 OMG !111!1!1 OMG LOL !!!1!1 OMG LOL

WE!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL DADUCE FROM AL THES A GREAT TRUTH - TAHT TEH CHARACTERISTIC OF POPULAR GOV3RNMENT SI 2 B TRUSTFUL 2WARDS TEH PEOPLE AND SEVARA 2WARDS ITS3LF

HERE!1111!1!! LOL DA DEVALOPMENT OF OUR THEORY WUD R3ACH ITS LIMIT IF U HAD ONLEY 2 STER DA SHIP OF TEH R3PUBLIC THROUGH CALM W8RS!!!1!!!1 LOL BUT TEH TEMPEST RAEGS AND TEH STAET OF TEH REVOLUTION IN WHICH U FIND U IMPOSES UPON U ANOTHER TASK!1!1!!1! OMG WTF !!!1! LOL !111! WTF LOL

WA!1!111! WTF LOL MUST SMOTHAR TEH INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL 3NEMEIS OF DA REPUBLIC OR PERISH WIT THAM!!1!!111 NOW IN THES SITUATION TEH FIRST MAXIM OF UR POLICY OUGHT 2 B 2 LEAD TEH PEOPLE BY REASON AND TEH PAOPLES AN3MEIS BY TEROR

IF!1111!1 WTF LOL TEH MANESPRNG OF POPULAR GOV3RNMENT IN P3AECTIEM SI VIRTU3 MID R3VOLUTION IT SI AT DA SME TIEM [BOTH] VIRTU3 AND T3ROR VIRTU3 WITHOUT WHICH T3ROR SI FATAL TAROR WITHOUT WHICH VIRTUE SI IMPOTENT!!1!1!!! OMG T3ROR SI NOTHNG BUT PROMPT S3V3R3 INFLEXIBL3 JUSTIEC IT SI THEREFORE AN EMANATION OF VIRTU3!!11!!!11 OMG LOL IT SI LAS A SPECIAL PRINCIPLE THAN A CONSEQU3NCA OF DA GENARAL PRINCIPL3 OF D3MOCRACY APLEID 2 OUR COUNTRYS MOST PR3SNG NEDS

IT!111!111 LOL HAS BAN SADE TAHT T3ROR WAS DA MANESPRNG OF DESPOTIC GOVERNMANT!!1!1!!1 WTF DOAS UR GOVERNM3NT TH3N R3SAMBLA A DESPOTISM???!?!?? OMG WTF LOL YAS AS TEH SWORD WHICH GLITERS IN TEH HANDS OF LIEBRTYS HEROAS R3SEMBLES DA ON3 WIT WHICH TYRANYS LAKEYS R ARMAD!!1111!1! LOL LET DA DESPOT GOVERN HIS BRUTALIEZD SUBJACTS BY T3ROR HE SI RIGHT 2 DO THIS AS A D3SPOT!!1!!11! LOL SUBDUE LIEBRTYS 3NEMEIS BY TAROR AND U WIL B RIGHT AS FOUNDERS OF DA REPUBLIC!!111 OMG LOL TEH GOV3RNMANT OF DA REVOLUTION SI TEH D3SPOTISM OF LIEBRTY AGANEST TYRANY!!!!1!!11 SI FORCA MAED ONLEY 2 PROTACT CRIEM?!???!!!! OMG WTF AND SI IT NOT 2 STRIEK DA HEADS OF DA PROUD TAHT LIGHTNNG SI D3STIEND???!?!!!! LOL !!11!!111 !!!1!!11! OMG WTF LOL

2!11!!11! PUNISH DA OPRESORS OF HUMANITY SI CLAMENCY 2 PARDON THEM SI BARBARITY!1!!11!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH RIGOR OF TYRANTS HAS ONLEY RIGOR FOR A PRINCIPLE TEH RIGOR OF TEH REPUBLICAN GOVERNM3NT COM3S FROM CHARITY

TH3R3FORA!1!!!!! OMG WTF WOE 2 THOS3 WHO WUD R 2 TURN AGANEST TEH P3OPLE DA T3ROR WHICH OUGHT 2 B F3LT ONLEY BY ITS ENEMEIS!!111 LOL WOE 2 THOS3 WHO CONFUSNG DA IENVITABLA 3RORS OF CIVIC CONDUCT WIT TEH CALCULAETD ERORS OF PARFIDY OR WIT CONSPIRA2RS CRIMINAL AT3MPTS LEAEV DA DANGEROS SCHEMER 2 PURSUE DA PEAECFUL CITIEZN!1!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL PARISH TEH SCOUNDR3L WHO V3NTURES 2 ABUES TEH SACR3D NMA OF LIEBRTY OR DA R3DOUBTABL3 ARMS WHICH LIEBRTY HAS 3NTRUSTED 2 HIM IN ORDER 2 BRNG MOURNNG OR D3ATH IN2 PATRIOTS HEARTS!1111 OMG THES ABUES HAS EXIST3D ONE CANOT DOUBT IT!1!!1 LOL IT HAS BEN AXAG3RAETD NO DOUBT BY TEH ARIS2CRACY!!!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL BUT IF IN AL DA R3PUBLIC THEYRE 3XISTED ONLEY ONA VIRTUOS MAN PERSECUTAD BY TEH ANEMEIS OF LIEBRTY TEH GOVERNMENTS DUTY WUD B 2 SEK HIM OUT VIGOROSLEY AND GIEV HIM A DAZLNG R3VENG3!!!1!!!! !!!!11 OMG LOL !!!111!! OMG LOL

HOW!!!!1! WTF FRIVOLOS IT WUD B 2 R3GARD A F3W VIC2REIS ACHEIVED BY PATRIOTISM AS TEH END OF AL OUR DANGERS!!!!!!1 WTF LOL GLANCE OVER OUR TRUE SITUATION!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL U WIL BCOMA R TAHT VIGILANC3 AND ENERGY R MORE N3CESARY FOR U THAN 3VAR!!1!11 WTF AN UNR3SPONDNG IL-WIL 3V3RYWHARE OPOSES TEH OPERATIONS OF TEH GOV3RNMANT!!!1!!! OMG WTF DA IENVITABLE INFLUANCE OF FOR3IGN COURTS SI NO L3S ACTIEV FOR BNG MOR3 HIDAN AND NO LAS BAENFUL!11!! ON3 SENS3S TAHT CRIEM FRIGHT3NAD HAS ONLEY COVER3D ITS TRAX WIT GRA8R SKIL!!!1! WTF !!1!11 WTF LOL !1!11! OMG LOL U!!111!!1! OMG LOL CUD NEVAR HAEV IMAGIEND SOME OF TEH 3XC3SES COMITAD BY HYPOCRITICAL COUNT3R-RAVOLUTIONAREIS IN ORDER 2 BLIGHT DA CAUES OF TEH REVOLUTION!1111 WTF WUD U BLEIVA TAHT IN DA R3GIONS WHER3 SUPERSTITION HAS HELD DA GREAETST SWAY DA COUNT3R-REVOLUTIONAREIS R NOT CONTENT WIT BURDENNG R3LIGIOS OBSARVANC3S UND3R AL DA FORMS TAHT CUD RENDER THAM ODIOS BUT HAEV SPR3AD T3ROR MONG TEH PAOPL3 BY SOWNG DA RUMOR TAHT AL CHILDR3N UNDER T3N AND AL OLD MEN OVER SEV3NTY R GONG 2 B KIL3D???!?!? LOL THES RUMOR WAS SPRAAD PARTICULARLEY THROUGH DA FORM3R PROVINCE OF BRITANY AND IN DA DEPARTEMENTS OF DA RHIEN AND TEH MOS3LE!!!11!! LOL IT SI ON3 OF TEH CRIEMS IMPUTAD 2 [SCHNEIEDR] TEH FORM3R PUBLIC PROS3CU2R OF DA CRIMINAL COURT OF STRASBOURG!1111!!! WTF LOL TAHT MANS TYRANICAL FOLEIS MAEK 3VERYTHNG TAHT HAS BEN SADE OF CALIGULA AND H3LIOGABALUS [CRUAL ROMAN 3MP3RORS] CREDIBL3 ONA CAN SCARCELEY BLEIVE IT DASPIET TEH AVIEDNCE!!1!11!! OMG WTF H3 PUSH3D HIS DALIRIUM 2 DA POINT OF COMANDERNG WOMAN FOR HIS OWN UES - W3 R 2LD TAHT H3 AVEN EMPLOYED TAHT M3THOD IN SEL3CTNG A WIEF!11!1!!11 WHENCE CME THES SUD3N SWARM OF FORAIGNARS PREISTS NOBLE INTRIGUER OF AL KINDS WHICH AT DA SME INSTANT SPRAAD OVAR TEH LENGTH AND BRAADTH OF TEH REPUBLIC SEKNG 2 3XECUT3 IN DA NM3 OF PHILOSOPHY A PLAN OF COUNTAR-R3VOLUTION WHICH HAS ONLEY BEN S2P3D BY TEH FORC3 OF PUBLIC REASON?!!??!!?! OMG WTF LOL EX3CRABLE CONCEPTION WORTHY OF DA GANIUS OF FOR3IGN COURTS LEAGUED AGANEST LIEBRTY AND OF TEH CORUPTION OF AL TEH INT3RNAL 3NAMEIS OF DA REPUBLIC!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL !!111! WTF LOL !1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

IN!1!!!!!!1 OMG DECAITFUL HANDS AL TEH REMEDEIS FOR OUR ILS TURN IN2 POISONS!!11! LOL AVERYTHNG U CAN DO EV3RYTHNG U CAN SAY THEY WIL TURN AGANEST U AVAN DA TRUTHS WHICH WA COME HER3 2 PRASENT THES V3RY DAY!!11!!!!1 OMG !!!!111 OMG WTF LOL !1!1!!!!! OMG WTF LOL

SUCH!!11! AN INT3RNAL SITUATION OUGHT 2 SEM 2 U WORTHY OF AL UR AT3NTION ABOVE AL IF U R3FLECT TAHT AT DA SM3 TIEM U HAEV DA TYRANTS OF EUROPA 2 COMBAT A MILION AND TWO HUNDR3D THOSAND MAN UND3R ARMS 2 MANETANE AND TAHT TEH GOVERNM3NT SI OBLIEGD CONTINUALY 2 R3PARE WIT AN3RGY AND VIGILANCE AL TEH INJUREIS WHICH DA INUMARABL3 MULTITUDE OF OUR ENEMEIS HAS PREPAERD FOR US DURNG TEH COURS3 OF FIEV WUT!!11!1 OMG LOL SI DA R3MEDY FOR AL THES3 EVILS??????!! OMG LOL W3 KNOW NO OTHER THAN DA DEVALOPM3NT OF TAHT GENERAL MOTIEV FORCE OF DA R3PUBLIC - VIRTU3

D3MOCRACY!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL PARISHAS BY TWO KINDS OF EXC3S 3ITHAR DA ARIS2CRACY OF THOSE WHO GOVERN OR ALSE TEH POPULAR SCORN FOR TEH AUTHORITEIS WHOM TEH PEOPLA THAMSELV3S HAEV ESTABLISHED SCORN WHICH MAEKS AACH CLIQU3 EACH INDIVIDUAL TAEK UN2 HIMSALF TEH PUBLIC POWER AND BRNG DA PEOPL3 THROUGH EXCESIEV DISORDERS 2 ANIHILATION OR 2 DA POWER OF ONE MAN

THE!!!!!11! LOL DOUBL3 TASK OF DA MODARAETS AND TEH FALSE RAVOLUTIONAREIS SI 2 2S US BAK AND FORTH PARP3TUALY BTWEN THAS3 TWO PARILS

BUT!!1!1!! OMG TEH PEOPLES REPRASENTATIEVS CAN AVOID THEM BOTH B/C GOVERNMENT SI ALWAYS DA MASTER AT BNG JUST AND WIES AND WHEN IT HAS TAHT CHARACTER IT SI SURA OF TEH CONFIEDNC3 OF TEH PAOPLE

IT!111!!1!1 WTF SI INDED TRUE TAHT DA GOAL OF AL OUR EN3MEIS SI 2 DISOLV3 DA CONVENTION!!!!!!!1 OMG LOL IT SI TRUA TAHT TEH TYRANT OF GRAAT BRITANE AND HIS ALEIS PROMIES THEYRE PARLIMANT AND SUBJ3CTS TAHT THEY WIL D3PRIEV U OF UR 3N3RGY AND OF DA PUBLIC CONFIEDNCE WHICH U HAEV MARIETD TAHT SI DA FIST INSTRUCTION FOR AL THERE AEGNTS!1!!1! OMG LOL !!111 WTF LOL !1!1!!!! OMG

WA!!!11111! R BGINNG A SOLEMN D3BAET UPON AL DA OBJECTS OF ITS [TH3 CONV3NTIONS] ANXEITY AND AVARYTHNG TAHT CAN INFLU3NC3 TEH PROGRAS OF DA REVOLUTION!11!!1!!! LOL WA ADJURE IT NOT 2 PERMIT ANY PARTICULAR HIDEN INTEREST 2 USURP ASCANDANCY HER3 OV3R DA G3NARAL WIL OF TEH AS3MBLEY AND DA INDESTRUCTIBLE POWAR OF R3ASON!!111 OMG LOL

( Gangsta Maxime D: )

I'M SO SORRY, MAX! I WAS CURIOUS! FORGIVE ME! T_T
...I think the Committee has license to guillotine me now.

Comments

*dies*

[twirlychelengk.livejournal.com]

I think someone needs to make icons of these. Now. Especially of this gem:

Execrable conception, worthy of tha genius of foreign courts leagued against liberty, n of tha corruption of all tha internal enemies of tha Republic . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air! . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. dogg. . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.

*cackles*

Re: *dies*

[spurnedambition.livejournal.com]

Not to mention how Gangsta!Robespierre always says "representizzles" and "democrizzles." xDD

We deduce from all this a bootylicious truth

[bettylabamba.livejournal.com]

OMFSB!

I just did a spit take all over my moniter. Gangsta Maxime!!! This is so amazing and wrong on so many levels. Thanks for posting this! I'll be cracking up all day now...

I'm itching to post this on craigslist rants and raves

[trf-chan.livejournal.com]

We deduce from all this a bootylicious truth -

THAT WAS THE POINT AT WHICH I DIED.

And "citizen-representatizzles," oh my. XDD

...Don't worry, they'll be guillotining me, too.

LOL!!111!!1 DAMOCRACY!11!111

[jesta-ariadne.livejournal.com]

......I died, yeah, on the very first line of gangsta!Maxime. Citizen-Representizzles... And I swear it just gets more and more insane towards the end! ^^;;;

This ruuules.

[kurotoshi.livejournal.com]

*spits out her drink* I think Marat's laughing so hard he's crying in his grave right now

[citoyenne.livejournal.com]

*spits out her drink* I think Marat's laughing so hard he's crying in his grave right now
Yes indeed ^^

Wizzy is tha gizzy toward whizzay we is heezeeing?

Don't be sorry, this is marvelous xD I've just fallen in love with tha gangsta language and I'm so going to end every word with "izzle" from this day on.

The worst thing is that I actually can picture gangsta!Robespierre and n00b/Robespierre in my head... I guess this is how he would have been talking if he had lived today :P